Never Leaving The Couch. Officially.Sit down. Stay down.
A mascot for everyone who never left the couch this year. Burnout has a face now, and it's slumped into the cushions.
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Crude on purpose, unmistakable at a glance
Couch Goblin is drawn thick and wobbly, one color ballpoint, scanned straight off notebook paper. It looks like nothing because it says everything: you cancelled plans, sank into the cushions, and you're not sorry.
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Holding is the whole membership
No app. No dashboard. No quests to grind through, the irony would be unbearable. GOBLIN in your wallet is the membership card, full stop, and that's exactly enough.
Straight answers.
Who owns $GOBLIN?
Its creator does, from the first block: the wallet that launched it on pump.fun. FORGE never holds the token or anyone's money.
What does it cost?
Free to create. Network and launchpad fees may apply when you launch.
How do creator fees work?
If your token trades, creator fees are split 50/50 through pump.fun's own fee sharing. You stay the authority and can change it later. Visible on-chain.
Do I need an account?
No code. No account. A wallet is all you need.